Texts from FFXIII
Where Final Fantasy XIII meets Texts from Last Night. Or, why FFXIII characters should not be allowed near phones, ever.

Almost all texts come from textsfromlastnight.com. Screencaps come from either a now-defunct website or are captured myself from various youtube videos.
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Not a question, but I love your texts with Serah and her cat Snow. 90% of the time when Im reading them, I picture her actual fiance. Like in the text "Snow got outside again, I found him making dirt angels in the garden." I pictured human Snow instead of the cat. I think it makes it all the more funny XD

The ambiguity between Snow the cat and Snow the human is one of the best things ever. Even in the game, I can imagine Noel at first not realizing that Snow the cat is named after a person and being all “…your leader’s a cat?”

(submission from k-darrow)

(submission from k-darrow)

Can I just say that I really love how many different ships you cover in your posts, even if they're not all ones you personally ship? There's something about seeing posts with my OTP from someone I know ships something conflicting that makes me feel really accepted and appreciated.


Since this a general humor-based FFXIII blog it’s really only fair that most of the ships get equal representation, since there’s humor potential to be found in all of them. I guess the only ships that really get shafted in terms of representation are the less popular ships because there’s less stuff to do with them.

Umm yes I'd just like to inform you that the post with Lightning saying that vodka and tater tots usually satisfy her more than most of the guys she sleeps with has actually been posted here before :0 I know because I already had it saved as one of my favorite texts :3

With 3000+ posts it’s hard to remember what’s been done before (especially when it comes to things that have been submitted). I used to keep a file of texts that I’d already done but a couple of months ago I fell out of the habit sooooo

Did you get this?

… Yes? I’m not sure what you’re trying to accomplish with this, so here’s a gif of Snow steelguarding

In that case, can we also have some drunk fangrai? :D

I end up doing Fang/Lightning posts probably about once a week or so, so I’m probably due for some more soon. It’s usually pretty easy to find material for them, so they show up fairly regularly. especially using that shot of Fang staring at Lightning’s breasts